The Nomadic Time Paradox
Einstein tells us that time is relative. He had some mystical mathematical formula for it—that whole Theory of Relativity thing (E=mc^2). The idea is that time isn’t linear, but composed of multiple parallel universes where the past and the future are all happening at once.
I’m smart, but I’m not that smart. What I do know is this: The one truth that has become inescapable across two different rigs is that Time is Relative. In a Van, and now in my RV, time moves V—E—R—Y—S—L—O—W—L—Y. Or it moves at a breakneck speed that leaves you wondering where the afternoon went.
Whether you’re a #VanLifer or deep in #RVLife, the “Nomadic Time Tax” is the only tax you can’t avoid. Here is why life on the road is a beautiful, slow-motion odyssey.
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The Nomadic Time Tax. Explained.
When I first started van life, I had no idea how much of my life would be consumed with the “nomadic time tax.” Every day simple tasks take much longer. You go grocery shopping at home – you know where everything is. You go grocery shopping as a Nomad – you are learning a new store each week. Grocery shopping now takes an hour and a half. Planning requires factoring all of these time sucks in!
Reason 1: The "Tetris" Law of Complexity
At home, if you want to cook a meal, you pull out a few pots from a cabinet. When you’re done, you put them in a dishwasher.
That doesn’t happen on the road. In the van, my spices lived in a bin under my bed. To make a simple taco, I had to:
- Remove Items from Bed.
- Raise the mattress.
- Move three storage containers.
- Dig through the “Spices & Hardware” bin.
- Find Garlic Salt.
- Reverse Process to Put Away.
In RV LIfe, some of the same principals apply. Sure you have more space, but you don’t organize that space in a logical flow like you might a home kitchen. You organize it by where things fit. My spice cabinet? Its my bathroom medicine cabinet. Think about it. Perfectly designed for small bottles.
Pro-Tip:Budget extra time for everyday life events. Whether its as simple as making dinner or taking a shower, everything is more complex and takes more time. Its a vortex inside a vortex. Or something like that
The NASA Launch Sequence
Packing up a van isn’t a sixty-second affair: slide the door, lock it, and drive. Even if you are driving a few short blocks – its a process because you’re about to put your home through a tornado and earthquake combined. Forget to latch a a door? Try cleaning up glass, 5 lbs of dog food, and spaghetti sauce that launched out of your “pantry” on a sharp turn and splattered. E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E
But packing an RV is a high-stakes “Launch Sequence.” You don’t just leave. You retract the jacks, pull in the slides, disconnect the shore power, and handle the “stinky slinky” sewer hose. That’s RV Life. Most Folks on move day do nothing but move!
There is an interior “latched and locked” walkthrough that is non-negotiable. If you skip a step, you are missing an awning that acts like a sail or you rip up your jacks as you hit that accelerator leaving the campground. You have to budget a minimum of one hour for departure. Rushing is a luxury we simply cannot afford.
Pro-Tip: Never short change your launch sequence. Get a laminated card and check off boxes if you need to each time you move in an RV. Never rush under any circumstances.
3. The GPS Lie and the Verde Valley Odyssey
I recently stayed at Thousand Trails Verde Valley—a spectacular spot if you want those breathtaking views and amazing sunsets. When it was time to move on, Google Maps told me the trip would take about three and a half hours. It took five. Why? Because an RV is not a Honda Civic.
If you are not familiar with how I use Thousand Trails to stay at hundreds of campgrounds throughout the country for as little as $5 on average per night, click here to read my Blog Post on my BaseCamp Thousand Trails Strategy and how it greatly reduces my camping costs!
RV Life – You are piloting a 15,000 pound apartment building. Between the steep climbs out of the valley where you’re watching engine temps and the cautious 55 MPH descents where you’re praying you don’t glaze the brakes, time just evaporates. On this particular trip, I was also dealing with a faulty TPMS (Tire Pressure Monitoring System) and so I stopped 3 times to put a physical gauge on the relevant tires… Your error factor in a big RV is significantly less so you drive a lot more cautiously.
The Advice: Take your GPS arrival time and add 40%. That is your "Sanity Buffer" to deal with routing issues that arise, stop for gas, and even taker a "sanity break" because Piloting an RV is a lot different then driving a car. Sometimes you just need to stop and breath!
4. The Tactical Hunter-Gatherer
Van Life and living on the road turns you into a 21st-century hunter-gatherer. We aren’t looking for berries; we are looking for high-speed Wi-Fi, industrial laundromats, and high-suction car vacuums. If I see a Planet Fitness next to a laundromat—the “Nomadic Holy Grail”—I am stopping.
While it may not be quite so dramatic for RV Life if you have a toad, you still find yourself searching. Sometimes its an RV friendly car/truck wash. Sometimes its for a propane fill station to fill your built in onboard tank. Either way, RV Life has its own treasures for you to chase!
I’ve been known to pull a tactical U-turn for a car vacuum with a dry-foam applicator. My InHabit Design floormats deserve the best. You have to take advantage of resources when you see them, because you have no guarantee the “next one” won’t be $500$ miles away. This constant scouting is why a “quick trip” often turns into an all-day affair.
5. Obsessive Planning and the Robot Army
Wanna stay at a National Park? You’d better have been on your computer $364$ days ago at 7:00:01 AM. You’re checking municipality rules on street sleeping and tracking cancellation dates. It is a full-time job.
Stop Refreshing. Let Arvie Book It For You.
Whether you are Van Lifin’ or RV Lifin’, sold out popular campgrounds are a way of life unless you are a planning Ninja (check out my post here on how to become a planning Ninja). Arvie continuously scans for campsite cancellations and can automatically book the spot for you the moment it opens. Instead of babysitting reservation pages, you set your criteria once and let Arvie handle the boring part—so you can focus on planning the trip.
6. The Joy of Freedom and Ty’s Law
If Parkinson’s Law says that work expands to fill the time available, I believe the nomadic journey expands to fill the soul. We stop for sunsets because we can. We pull over at a random historical marker because our bedroom and kitchen are already behind us.
That expansion of time used to drive me nuts. I did Six Sigma root-cause analysis on why my drives took so long. But then I learned to embrace the paradox. Sure, I’m currently using a multimeter to find a bad fuse—a skill I never wanted—but that’s part of the journey. The Nomadic Time Tax is high, but the view from the office window is worth every second.
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